BREAKTHROUGH FOR HUMANITY by Andrew Bard Schmookler
It is probably the Israelis who deserve most credit
for this innovation. More than a decade has passed since
they first began insisting on the right to choose who
will --and who will not-- represent the Palestinians in
any negotiation with Israel. This device so greatly
increases the prospects for agreement that it is a wonder
that humanity did not happen upon it before. Evidence for the diffusion of this political
innovation is found in President Bush's nomination of
Clarence Thomas to succeed Thurgood Marshall on the
Supreme Court. Learning from the Israeli example,
President Bush --the leader of a party that has, since
Lincoln's day, alienated 95% of American blacks-- has
chosen, as the person to fill the "black" seat
on the Court, one of the few blacks who is not disgusted
by the Republican handling of civil rights matters. Once this right is extended to both sides --as the
logic of "rights" suggests it inevitably will
be-- its capacity to revolutionize human affairs will
become manifest. When the Palestinians chosen by the Israelis sit down
to negotiate with the Israelis chosen by the
Palestinians, one can imagine that sparks will fly, with
each side demanding that the other be given control over
the disputed territories. But the possibility of a
mediated solution will be greater than under the old
system, where each wants for itself all that it can get.
Perhaps it would be agreeable to all, for example, to
confer on some third party --such as the unfortunate
Kurds or Armenians-- sovereignty over the lands. American blacks would willingly acquiesce in the
appointment of a Justice Thomas, knowing that, after they
choose who will occupy the eight "white" seats
on the Court, Thomas would be the lone dissenter in a
series of decisions upholding affirmative action,
set-asides, etc. The spread of this new approach to the world of sports
will also be interesting. Golf scores will be higher, as
competitors choose clubs for each other, and are forced
to drive off the tees with their putters. Nohitters in
baseball will become rarer, for at the first sign that a
pitcher may be on his way to achieving one, the opposing
manager will stride out to the mound to yank him from the
game. One of the most interesting arenas to watch the
effects of this new approach will be American
presidential politics. In the new system, only registered
Republicans will be allowed to vote in Democratic
primaries and, conversely, only Democrats will
participate in the choice of the Republican nominee. I have some suspicion, in fact, that this new system
was innaugurated in 1988. It's well known that George
Bush was the Republican that the Democrats wanted to run
against. It appears they succeeded in achieving their
aim, but underestimated the cleverness of the
Republicans, who managed to find, in Michael Dukakis, a
candidate whose idea of counterpunching was Ali's
rope-a-dope, but with his arms at his sides. Looking to 1992, the Democrats will certainly pick Dan
Quayle to head the Republican ticket. This would leave
the Republicans in an almost impossible position. Perhaps
their only hope would be that our relationship with the
Japanese will deteriorate so much that we'll have to let
them pick our president. 1. Andrew Bard Schmookler is the author of several
books on the problem of power in civilized societies. |